MEDICAL EXPERIMENT

Horror, Comedie Frank van Broekhoven

Cursistfrank@hotmail.com

2024

INT - FRANKS HOUSE - DAY

FRANK (muscular 30 year old rude male) Drives in his truck on the highway.

FRANK What the fuck!

EXT - FLOWER FARM - DAY

Frank parks his truck in front of the overhead door and gets out of his truck.

He walk toward the door and tries to open it however it is locked. He bangs a couple of times on the door.

FRANK

Shit do open. What the fuck are you waiting for?

He bangs again. Then the door opens and HANK (50 fit male)

opens the door.

HANK

Hey Frank whats up?

FRANK

Oh there you are. I thought that

there was nobody home.

Hank pushes a button and the overhead door opens.

HANK

Still as impatient are you?

FRANK

5 trolleys is that correct?

Hank points toward 5 flower filled trolleys in the warehouse.

HANK

Just 5 indeed slow season in the summer you know.

Frank lowers the loading platform of his truck.

FRANK

Yes fortunately, I make way to much

hours already.

Frank places a trolley on the loading platform and just before he grabs the second trolley he spots something strange on the trolley.

He looks at it and grabs 1 of the pots off the trolley. It is a pot with a giant 2 feet high Tulip in it.

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FRANK

Hey Hank what the fuck is this?

Hank starts to laugh.

HANK

That is my newest assortment. Do you like it?

Frank looks at it and touches it to see if it is real.

FRANK

YES! It is awesome. I have never

seen a giant tulip like this.

Hank walks toward Frank and lays his hand on Frank's shoulder.

HANK

Here I have to show something to

you.

FRANK Okay.

Hank walks toward the greenhouse Frank follows him as Hank opens the door into the greenhouse.

INT - GREEN HOUSE - DAY

Hank points toward the side where there is are several huge flowers.

Frank walks toward it and checks it out. Frank looks at Hank.

FRANK

Wow this is awesome. Ive never see giant plants like these. You can make a fortune with this.

HANK

You have the first batch in your truck Frank. I hope indeed that this will improve the price. But we will see if the public likes it or not.

FRANK

What is the secret? Just experimenting does not cut it, then other growers would have got them so big long time ago.

HANK

It is a secret indeed.

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Hank walks toward the wall and grabs a jug from the floor.

HANK This is the secret.

Frank grabs the bottle and sniffs it and starts to puke on the floor.

FRANK

Ew that is disgusting! What the fuck is it?

HANK

A secret really. But I mixed a combination with steroids and Human Growth Hormone, among other things.

FRANK

Oh my God, you created body builder tulips.

INT. FRANKS WORK - DAY

Frank makes a small talk with coworkers when the conversation goes over Hank his experiments. Frank shows 1 of the giant tulips.

INT. FRANKS WORK - DAY

INT. FRANKS TRUCK - DAY

Frank drinks from a small bottle of water and closes it again. He turns on the radio some music is playing.

FRANK

God damn it again this song.

He turns off the radio while he bangs with his fists on the steering wheel.

INT. FLOWER FARM - DAY

Frank arrives at the flower farm and walks toward the door. He tries the door and the door opens.

So he proceeds with loading the flower filled trolleys.

He looks at the flowers on 1 of the trolleys which are the massive tulips again.

He loads the trolleys and closes his truck, walks toward the door and opens it just when he walks out the door he stops.

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Listens and then looks around then he proceeds to walk outside but places a pot flowers that stands outside in the door opening so that the door stays open. He walks toward his truck and retrieves the bottle of water, he empties the water out from the container and walks inside again.

He looks around again but there is nobody around. He walks toward the greenhouse and walks inside.

INT. GREEN HOUSE - DAY

Frank has a look at some of the giant flowers then he looks toward the wall were the jug with the potion is. Walks toward it and grabs the jug, he smells it from a feet distance and almost pukes.

He pours some of the fluid in the water bottle and closes the water bottle.

- sound of footsteps.

Frank looks around and sees Hank walking toward him.

HANK

Hey Frank! What are you doing here?

FRANK Oh hey Hank.

`Frank looks at the water bottle in his hand.

FRANK

I just wanted to see your creations. I am still amazed with the size of those tulips. How were the prices from yesterday?

Hank looks at the giants tulips.

HANK

The prices? Not as good I was expecting to be honest. But I expect that they will be popular however it may takes some time for

people to try them out.

FRANK

Yes I hope that you will get a good

price in the future. Can I buy 1? HANK

You? You can have one.

Hank grabs 1 of the flower pots with a massive tulips in it

and hands it over to Frank.

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FRANK

Oh wow that is nice. I appreciate

it a lot.

INT. FRANKS WORK - DAY

Frank walks toward DAVE(25 male) who is standing at the office. Frank has something in his hand.

FRANK Hey Dave, look at this.

Dave looks at a massive weed top in Frank's hand.

DAVE

Oh my, let me see that.

Dave grabs the weed top out of Frank's hand and has a close look at it.

DAVE

This is amazing. Must be a giant weed plant where this comes from.

FRANK

Yes it is actually. I have never seen a weed plant as big as this one.

DAVE

No! No way! Is this from Hank his

potion?

FRANK Yes amazing isn't?

FRANK

I am thinking of having some myself.

DAVE

You? No man don't be ridiculous.

FRANK

Think about it man. What is i grow 10% larger? Would that not be amazing.

Dave starts to laugh.

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DAVE What if you die?

FRANK

It is just some steroids and some human growth hormone, that is what body builders are using to grow muscles.

DAVE

I would strongly advise you not to take it Frank!

INT. PARTY - NIGHT

House party is in full swing the music is loud playing and the people are dancing.

There is a bar with a bartender who entertains the people at the bar with some bartender tricks.

Frank Steve Miranda and Dave are standing in the corner talking to each other.

STEVE Now is a good time.

Frank nods in agreement and grabs a bottle from his backpack.

FRANK

Okay get some cocktails.

Dave walks to the bartender and orders 4 cocktails.

FRANK Miranda you first.

Miranda nods.

MIRANDA Okay.

INT. PARTY - NIGHT

Frank Steve Dave and Miranda are staring at Wilco(Male 30 average guy) and Rob(male 30+) as Wilco holds the cocktail in his hand and Rob as well.

Rob takes a big sip of his cocktail. Wilco says something to Rob and places his cocktail on the table and walks off screen.

Rob drinks his cocktail all at once and places the empty glass on the table next to Wilco his cocktail.

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Rob just stands there watching the crowd as Wilco comes walking back in the screen and says something to Rob who starts laughing out loud.

Someone with a plate with empty glasses walks by and grabs the empty glass of Rob and disappears off screen.

Rob looks at the table and sees a cocktail he looks kind of surprised and grabs it and drinks it in 1 sip.

Frank Steve Dave and Miranda look at it and are visible

surprised and seems to be shocked.

MIRANDA Now what?

DAVE

Fuck! Did that just happen?

FRANK

Oh God. Houston we have a problem.

Steve laughs out loud.

FRANK

INT. PARTY - NIGHT

Frank Steve Dave and Miranda are standing watching Carola(Female 30+_) who stands with a cocktail just beside the door.

Simone(60+ Female) comes walking in the door and has a look around apparently searching for someone.

Carola sees her and approaches her and starts talking to her. Carola sticks the cocktail in Simone her hands and walks off screen.

Simone stands there next to the door with the cocktail in her hand. She then drinks the cocktail.

Frank Steve Dave and Miranda seem to be surprised and seem to be shouting to each other.

INT. FRANKS HOUSE - DAY

Frank and WENDY(30 cute slim girl) lay in bed.

WENDY

What is your obsession with Linda?

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FRANK

What? Why are you asking that?

WENDY

I over heard you talking on the phone.

FRANK

Oh my god are you spying on me or what?

WENDY

Are you cheating on me again?

FRANK

God! Stop it.

WENDY

We are in a relation Frank, you can not keep your dirty little secrets from me.

WENDY

I hope she does not turn out as Rob, what does that mean? What am I supposed to think of you if you talk like that about other girls?

Frank gets a little bit agitated.

FRANK

Oh woman, you are so paranoid!

WENDY

Yes so what? Did you fuck her at the party last week?

Frank turns around to look Wendy in the face.

FRANK

No damn it! Geeze you are so nosy.

WENDY

Tell me Frank! I can deal with it.

FRANK

Yeah what ever.

WENDY So...

FRANK

We gave her some of the potion.

WENDY What kind of potion?

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FRANK

The stuff from Hank I told you

about.

Frank turns around with the blanket covering his head.

WENDY You did what?

FRANK

We did a little medical experiment thats all!

WENDY

Oh my God! You gave her from that

dirty stuff you grow that pot with? Frank mumbles something unintelligible.

WENDY

Does she know about it?

FRANK No.

Frank faces Wendy again.

FRANK

And we want to keep it that way.

WENDY

I am perplex Frank. If you had fucked her that would be one thing but to poison somebody is a whole

different matter.

WENDY

Did you poison me too Frank?

FRANK

No of-course not. I love you Wendy.

FRANK

Listen we just wanted to check what would happen. So we can take it ourself. Imagine growing 20% bigger, I would have an 8 inch dick Wendy would that not be cool?

WENDY

I just can't find any words Frank. What if she dies? And then you call it a medical experiment but you don,t have a clue what you are talking about.

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FRANK

WENDY

If you conduct an experiment it means that you check the progress, measure the heart rate, measure if she grows or not, keep track of her mental state, how does she react on specific impulses. See if it changes at all you can not just feed someone some medicine and hope for the best, you have to monitor the progress at least.

FRANK That's it?

WENDY

What? You expect her to grow 20% without any side effects?

FRANK

Even 5% would be ground breaking. You have seen what it did with the weed-plant.

WENDY

You are playing with somebody's life. And you don't even know how big she is, as if you would notice if she grown 5%.

FRANK

So we have to monitor them? How the hell are we supposed to do that? We can't just walk up to them and ask if they grown in the past few weeks or something. You are so dumb

sometimes Wendy.

WENDY

Them? Us? Did you poison more people?

FRANK

Shut up. I do not want to talk

about it anymore.

WENDY

Well, if it were me making a medical experiment with some illegal steroid potion I would set her up with a man who can monitor her on a daily basis. If there is a single guy in your sick group of friends.

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FRANK Hey! Thats it.

WENDY What is it?

FRANK

What you just said. It is

ingenious.

Frank looks at Wendy.

FRANK

Someone has to befriend them and start a relation so we get to measure the progress.

WENDY

Oh.. No.. Forget what I said Frank. You are not going to hook up with someone as long as we are dating.

Int/ext. FRANKS TRUCK - DAY

Frank drives up to his work. Parks his truck, gets out and walks toward Dave who stands next to his truck smoking a cigarette.

EXT. FRANKS WORK - DAY

FRANK Hey Dave what's up?

DAVE

Nothing really, just 1 more ride

then it is weekend. Finally! FRANK

I was just thinking about the

medical experiment.

DAVE

Yes what a shit show that turned out to be. After seeing Rob i feel so bad that we did that.

FRANK

Just a small side effect Dave. But we should monitor them more closely.

DAVE For what?

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FRANK

Just to see if they grow, if they have side effects and stuff like that. You know how that goes in legal medical experiments.

DAVE

You can't just ask them for a daily measurement Frank.

FRANK More closely I mean.

Awkward silence.

FRANK

As in dating them and monitor them on a daily base.

Dave starts to laugh.

DAVE

Now that is 1 of your crazy ideas. No way they all happen to fall in love with us.

Steve walks pass them just as he passes he greats them.

STEVE Hey guys!

FRANK Hey Steve!

DAVE

Hey Steve! Frank has a new super duper idea.

STEVE

Oh let me hear it.

DAVE

You have to hook up with Simone to measure her growing progress.

STEVE Simone? Yeah right!

FRANK

Think about it Steve, we have to monitor them on a daily base. Check any side effects and any weight gain progress.

STEVE

Look Frank what we did was a stupid idea. You should just forget about it.

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DAVE I second that.

FRANK Too late for that now.

STEVE

If you date Simone I will date

Linda alright.

FRANK We need to draw sticks.

DAVE

Not me Frank. I do not want to have

anything to do with it.

FRANK

Aww come on Dave. We have no option really. What if something bad happens? we are responsible.

STEVE

If the cops find out we all go to jail.

DAVE

Okay, let's hear your idea Frank.

FRANK

Well, lets say we date them, and monitor their heart rate while they sleep and measure if they grow or not. There is nothing bad about that, no one will ever know.

DAVE

Okay so she has a surging heart rate. What then? Call the ambulance?

Steve starts to laugh.

FRANK

Dude! We can't call the cops we all go to jail if they find out.

STEVE

I have to go now, I am supposed to be at half 10 at Hank's Flower Farm.

FRANK

Okay, watch out for the dog, he is rather irritated lately.

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DAVE

Let's think about this and talk about it later okay.

FRANK

Okay, see you later guys.

STEVE Bye.

DAVE See ya.

INT. FRANK'S HOUSE - DAY

Frank, Dave, Steve and Miranda sit at the table all have a bottle of beer in front of them on the table.

INT. MIRANDA'S HOUSE BEDROOM - NIGHT

Miranda and Rob lay in bed. Miranda pokes Rob in his side.

MIRANDA Are you still awake Rob?

No answer. Miranda grabs her Heart rate monitor from her purse and measures Rob his heart rate.

MIRANDA

(low voice) 140 oh my that

seems high.

INT. PARTY - DAY

Everybody dead and blood all over.

Frank fights with "zombie - Name" Alice wants to stop the zombie from killing Frank however "STEVE" stops her.

So the zombie kills frank before the group kills the zombie. Fin

IDEETJES

So Frank tries the potion on a weed plant a giant plant. Then he wants to take it himself however Steve or his girlfriend.

So they create a plan to feed it to some unsuspecting people. They decide to give a party so they can feed it to them.

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Once that succeeds somewhat some one tells them if you make an experiment you have to monitor the process and take measurements and stuff.

So they need to hookup with the subjects just to measure and see the progress.

1 has the unluck to have to hook up with the mother from 1 of the subjects.

NAMEN Frank Wendy Miranda Dave Steve Hank

NAMEN - Subjects

Carola - awkward girl - gets away Simone - mother of Carola

Wilco - gets away

Rob - takes a double dose Anthony -

Linda -

INT. FRANK'S HOUSE - DAY

Frank, Dave, Steve and Miranda sit at the table all have a bottle of beer in front of them on the table.

Frank has his hand on the table from his hand come 5 straws. He holds it up, okay Dave take one.

DAVE Okay.

Dave grabs the middle straw and looks at it.

FRANK Now you Miranda.

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MIRANDA

Okay.

Miranda grabs a straw and holds it next to Dave his straw.

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